Puteh Guest House 3: Kertih's BEST Kept Secret? (Stunning Photos Inside!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into the "BEST KEPT SECRET" in Kertih, the Puteh Guest House 3! (And yes, there are stunning photos, so prepare to drool a little. Or a lot. I did.)
Let's Get Real, Kertih Style: The Vibe Check
Forget sterile, cookie-cutter hotels. Puteh 3 feels… well, it feels like a secret. Like you've stumbled onto something the cool kids already know about. From the moment you pull up, you get this sense of understated charm. It's not ostentatious, but it's clearly trying to be comfortable. (And honestly, succeeding.) Kertih's not exactly buzzing with tourist traps, so finding a decent place to crash is important. Puteh 3? It’s like finding a juicy, delicious mango amidst a field of slightly-underripe durians. Okay, maybe I’m hungry…
SEO-fied Breakdown (Because, Gotta Play the Game): Accessibility & All That Jazz
Accessibility: Okay, let's get this out of the way because it’s important: Facilities for disabled guests are listed, but I NEED MORE INFO ON THAT. I'm talking specifics: wheelchair access throughout, accessible rooms, etc. I'd definitely call and inquire before booking if this is a crucial factor.
Getting Connected: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (Hallelujah!). The internet is good. Not blazing, warp-speed good, but reliable enough to stream a movie or actually work (gasp!). They also offer Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, and Wi-Fi in public areas.
For the Digital Nomads: Laptop workspace is available in the rooms. (Bless.)
The Cleanliness Crusade: Is it Germaphobe-Approved?
Okay, let's be honest, we're all a little germ-conscious these days. And Puteh 3 seems to get it. They tout Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, Rooms sanitized between stays, and Staff trained in safety protocol. Plus, you can even take advantage of Room sanitization opt-out available. Basically, they are making a serious effort here, and that's reassuring, particularly when you travel.
The Room Report: Your Personal Sanctuary (Hopefully)
Alright, let's talk rooms. I need to mention I stayed in a classic room, but here’s the list of what’s offered:
- Available in all rooms:
- Additional toilet (always a plus!)
- Air conditioning (THANK YOU, KERTIH HEAT!)
- Alarm clock (for those of us who still need to get up at a certain time)
- Bathrobes (fancy!)
- Bathroom phone (…ok, maybe a little fancy)
- Bathtub (I'm a shower person, but hey, options!)
- Blackout curtains (essential for sleep-deprived travelers)
- Carpeting (a bit dated, but clean)
- Closet (for your clothes. Obviously.)
- Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, and Free bottled water (because hydration is key!)
- Daily housekeeping (thank you, lovely people!)
- Desk (for those digital nomads)
- Extra long bed (a godsend for tall people)
- Hair dryer (essential)
- High floor (might get a better view)
- In-room safe box (always a good idea)
- Interconnecting room(s) available (perfect for families)
- Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, and Ironing facilities (yasss!)
- Laptop workspace (essential)
- Linens (clean, fresh – the good stuff)
- Mini bar (treat yoself!)
- Mirror (for admiring your travel-worn face)
- Non-smoking (thank goodness)
- On-demand movies (binge-watching potential!)
- Private bathroom (obviously)
- Reading light (for the bookworms)
- Refrigerator (always appreciate a mini-fridge)
- Safety/security feature (thank you for keeping us safe)
- Satellite/cable channels (plenty to watch)
- Scale (for morbidly checking how many calories you've consumed)
- Seating area (nice for relaxing)
- Separate shower/bathtub (luxury!)
- Shower (my preferred method)
- Slippers (nice touch!)
- Smoke detector (safety first)
- Socket near the bed (critical for charging)
- Sofa (for lounging)
- Soundproofing (always a plus)
- Telephone (for room service emergencies)
- Toiletries (hopefully decent quality!)
- Towels (again, clean and fresh)
- Umbrella (just in case!)
- Visual alarm (for anyone with hearing issues)
- Wake-up service (essential)
- Wi-Fi [free] (did I mention the free Wi-Fi?)
- Window that opens (fresh air!)
My Room Anecdote: The Great Comforter Conspiracy
Okay, here’s a confession: I'm obsessed with fluffy comforters. And the comforter? Oh, baby, absolute heaven. It was so good. I almost didn't do anything but nap. Almost. Okay, I did sleep. For like a full day after traveling. But you know what? It's what I needed. Just a fluffy, clean, heavenly cloud of a comforter. My only complaint? The AC wasn't quite cold enough for my Arctic sensibilities; I got a bit warm, but the comforter more than made up for it.
Eats & Drinks: Fueling the Adventure
- Dining Options: Puteh 3 boasts A la carte in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Breakfast [buffet], Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, and Western breakfast and cuisine in restaurant.
- More Good Stuff: They provide Bottle of water, Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Happy hour, Alternative meal arrangement, and Vegetarian restaurant.
- For the in-room people: They’ll deliver food with Room service [24-hour], Breakfast in room, and Breakfast takeaway service.
- Important note: I did not get a chance to really experience the dining, but from what I saw, the kitchen looked clean.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Beyond the Bed
- Things to Do: Well, Kertih isn't exactly known for its nightlife. But Puteh 3 offers: Fitness center, Gym/fitness, Pool with view, Swimming pool, and Swimming pool [outdoor].
- Services: There are Spa, Spa/sauna, and all that stuff…
- And More: They offer Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Sauna, and Steamroom.
- For me: I spent a lot of time at the swimming pool. It was clean, refreshing, and had a lovely view. Again, considering it’s Kertih… I'm happy to cool off, or just soak in the afternoon.
Hidden Gems & Unique Perks
- For the Social Butterflies: Bar, Poolside bar
- For the Introverts Couple's room, Non-smoking rooms, Room decorations, Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms.
- For the Forgetful: Convenience store, Gift/souvenir shop, and Essential condiments
- For the Practical: Cashless payment service, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Currency exchange, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, On-site event hosting, Safety deposit boxes, Smoking area, and Terrace.
Services, Conveniences, and the "Oh, That's Nice" Stuff
- All the Basics Covered: Daily housekeeping, Air conditioning in public area, Car park [free of charge], Front desk [24-hour], and Security [24-hour] are all on offer.
- More Conveniences: Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Contactless check-in/out, and Taxi service also available.
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Okay, buckle up Buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is my attempt to navigate Puteh Guest House 3 in Kertih, Malaysia, and I'm pretty sure it's going to be a train wreck of epic proportions. Let's see if I can even remember what I was supposed to do…
Day 1: The Kertih Kerfuffle (or, "Where Did I Park My Brain?")
- 8:00 AM (ish) - Wake Up, Smell the… Something? Okay, so the "something" isn't exactly coffee, it's more like a vague, humid aroma that I'm assuming is Malaysian air. Already sweating buckets at 8 AM. Wonderful. The bed – a questionable off-white thing with questionable floral patterns – isn't the worst sleep I've had, but let's just say it wouldn't win any design awards.
- 8:30 AM - Breakfast Disaster: The "complimentary" breakfast? A sad, lonely piece of toast and something vaguely resembling scrambled eggs. Okay, I'm being charitable. It was probably more like scrambled… something. The coffee? Instant and weak. I'm already fantasizing about a decent cappuccino. This is going to be a long trip.
- 9:00 AM - Trying to Find My Bearing: This is where the chaos truly began. I envisioned myself as a well-prepared traveller, but now I'm just aimlessly wandering, map in hand, feeling like a lost poodle. I was supposed to go to the nearby beach, Pantai Kemasik. Except… where even is the beach from the Guest House? I think I started going in the right direction, but got distracted by a particularly aggressive rooster. I can't even.
- 11.00 AM - Deciphering Kertih: I decide to embrace the chaos and ask around about Pantai Kemasik. This leads me to a local guy who's extremely friendly, tells me all the secrets of Kertih (which, admittedly, may not be that many.) He tells me the Pantai Kemasik has AMAZING seafood. Seafood is good, I think, then he just smiles and says "Don't worry, you'll get lost." Oh, oh dear…
- 12:00 PM - Lunch is a Lifesaver: I stumble upon a local warung (small eatery) and order something I can't pronounce but looks promising: Nasi Goreng. It's absolutely divine. The heat's starting to get to me, but this is the place where I have a moment of peace and actually enjoy the food, take my time, and slow down, even just momentarily. This is the kind of slow travel I imagined, not the manic running around.
- 1:30 PM - A Walk and a Realization: The humidity is ridiculous. I take a stroll to Pantai Kemasik, which actually took 15 minutes, and then discover a truly stunning beach. The sand is pristine, and the turquoise water is inviting. The only problem? I forgot my sunscreen and hat. My skin is already sizzling. But the beach is beautiful, but my optimism fizzles.
- 3:00 PM - The Great Sunscreen Heist: I frantically search for a 'pharmacy' and find a tiny shop run by a sweet old lady who barely speaks any English. After much pointing and gesturing, I manage to acquire some sunscreen. It's probably expired. Hopefully doesn't melt my face off. Seriously, the sun here is no joke.
- 4:00 PM - Back to the Guest House, and the Great Aircon Battle: My room's air conditioner is… temperamental. Doesn't always blow cold air. It's more of a "maybe-it-will-blow-cool-air-if-you're-lucky" kind of situation. This will be the hill I die on, or not. I might go back to the lobby and complain, but the heat is also winning.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner Quest: Okay, so the dinner situation is looking bleak. I'm thinking about that seafood guy said. I will find a restaurant. I shall not let the heat, language barriers, or questionable breakfasts defeat me. Wish me luck, send prayers (and maybe some after-sun).
Day 2: The Deep Dive of Kertih (and More Sunburn, Probably)
- 8:00 AM - Morning musings: Woke up, the room is still warm. Breakfast is a carbon copy of yesterday. I'm starting to feel like a Groundhog Day movie, except with more humidity.
- 9:00 AM - An Unplanned Adventure: I decide to explore a little further. I see a mosque and the bustling market nearby. The colourful fabrics, the smell of spices, the chatter of the locals – it's a sensory overload. It's also incredibly hot. I manage to buy a batik scarf. It's beautiful and I have absolutely no idea how I'll wear it. But it’s a souvenir!
- 11:00 AM - A Culinary Revelation (Part 2): I decide to be adventurous and try some local street food. I spot a stall selling something called "Nasi Kerabu." It's rice with herbs and a rainbow of colourful things, with a thick sauce. It's an explosion of flavours. My taste buds are in heaven. I go back for seconds. Okay, maybe thirds. This is the culinary highlight of the trip, so far.
- 1:00 PM - The Beach Revisited (Maybe, with Sunscreen This Time): I head back to Pantai Kemasik, armed with sunscreen, a hat, and the memory of the beautiful beach. This time, I just sit and actually RELAX, and read and breathe. It's the best decision of the trip so far.
- 3:00 PM - The Great Laundry Crisis: I need to do laundry. The guest house offers laundry service , but it costs an arm and a leg. Plus, the room has barely any space.
- 5:00 PM - Dinner at Pantai Kemasik: Well, here we go. I'm doing this alone. I arrive at a restaurant, very self-conscious. I look at the menu but nothing is in English. I make eye contact with the waiter and point at a picture, I guess I'd asked for something? And yes, the seafood is incredible. The sunset is beautiful. I almost don't believe it, because there's me, eating seafood, watching the sunset, and being… happy.
- 7:00 PM - The Great Bed Bug Scare (Probably Not, But Still): I got back into my room, I feel an itch somewhere. Not my face? I inspect the bed. I was so worried that I'd see bedbugs. I don't think there are any. But I'm paranoid now. I'll try to sleep, but probably keep itching.
Day 3: Departure and Delusions of Grandeur (or, "I Survived Kertih!")
- 8:00 AM - Last Breakfast, Last Sad Toast: The now-familiar breakfast of slightly burnt toast and scrambled something. I still don't know what the "scrambled something" is. Maybe I don't want to know.
- 9:00 AM - Packing Apocalypse: The room is a mess. Clothes strewn everywhere. I can't find half my stuff. I'm pretty sure I lost a sock.
- 10:00 AM - A Final Stroll, and a Moment of Reflection: I take a final walk around the guest house. I think to myself: "I really survived!". I was the type of person who can't make a mess, but now, I'm the type of person who can handle a mess, which is exactly what this trip was.
- 12:00 PM - Goodbye, Kertih! I check out, feeling a mix of relief and a strange, unexpected fondness for this chaotic little town. It has its flaws, definitely, but it's also got a certain charm. And the food? Don't even get me started on the food.
- 1:00 PM - Heading to the Airport: A taxi to the airport, and reflect. I think I learned a lot. I might have gotten a little sunburned, experienced a cockroach, and questioned my sanity multiple times. But I also saw a stunning beach, ate some incredible food, and made it through! What more could I possibly want?
So there you have it. My Kertih adventure. Messy, imperfect, and entirely my own. And you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Puteh Guest House 3: Kertih's BEST Kept Secret? Let's Get Real... (And the Photos? They're Not Lying!)
Okay, spill it! Is Puteh Guest House 3 *really* as stunning as the photos suggest? Because, let's be honest, we've all seen those too-good-to-be-true hotel pics.
Alright, alright, settle down. Look, I'm a jaded traveler. I've seen perfectly staged rooms that smell faintly of desperation and air freshener. But… and this is a BIG but… Puteh 3? Yeah, the photos? They're not *lies*. They're maybe… enhancing the natural beauty a *touch*. Think like, Instagram filter level, not straight-up Photoshop. The raw beauty? It's there. The clean lines, the minimalist chic, the way the light just *falls*... It's pretty damn stunning. I walked in and actually gasped. My jaw. On. The. Floor. For a solid five seconds. And I'm a tough critic! But then, the inevitable…
*Dramatic pause*
The Wi-Fi. BUT WE'LL GET TO THAT.
What's the vibe like at Puteh 3? Is it all zen and whispering, or can I actually, you know, *live* there?
It's not a convent. Thank GOD. (I need my chaos, okay?) It's definitely got a peaceful, modern vibe. Think, "Scandinavian minimalist meets Malaysian hospitality." Does that make sense? Probably not. But the point is, it’s a place you can RELAX. I could definitely "live" there. I spent a good portion of my trip lounging around in the unbelievably comfy robes (seriously, buy one if you go) and pretending I was some sort of impossibly chic minimalist influencer. The sound of the crashing waves definitely adds to the chilling atmosphere. It's not stuffy or pretentious. It's just… calming. Until, of course, you realize that that darn Wi-Fi is down again!
Let's talk location. Is it actually convenient for, say, getting to the beach (or, you know, civilisation)?
Okay, here's the deal. Kertih is… well, it's Kertih. It's not exactly buzzing with nightlife. The beach is *relatively* close. I mean, you're not tripping over sand the second you open the door, but you can easily get there with a short drive. I personally am no fan of driving, so I'm afraid I didn't get to much of the surrounding areas. The Guest House is well-situated if you're there for work at the Kertih industrial area. Civilization is definitely there, but it's not exactly "city life" with a capital C. Expect a more relaxed pace. Think quiet beach walks, maybe a local cafe or two. Think a slower pace of life. Embrace it! Or, you know, bring a REALLY good book. and a portable Wi-Fi router (just in case). I’m getting ahead of myself though… Let's talk about the rooms first.
The Rooms! What are they *really* like? Are they clean? Is it a comfortable bed?
Okay, the STAR of the show. And thankfully, it's not a star that's showing a lack of service. The rooms are sleek. Spotlessly clean. (And I’m *really* picky about cleanliness). The minimalist design is done *right*. Not cold and clinical, but warm and inviting, the kind of space that breathes. The bed? Oh, the bed. It's heavenly. I sank into that thing like a marshmallow in hot cocoa. I had the best nights sleep in weeks!! The bathroom? Modern, well-appointed. The shower pressure? Glorious, unlike the WiFi. I think I spent half my time just admiring the design choices; how they'd utilized the space. I even tried to replicate it at home (epic fail, obviously). I still have the robe, which makes me smile every time I wear it!
Tell me about the food! Is there a good restaurant? Maybe even room service? And what about the breakfast!?
Alright, food. Here’s where we veer slightly off the ‘perfection’ highway. There isn’t a dedicated restaurant *in* the guesthouse, which is a bit unfortunate. They do offer breakfast, but it's a simple continental selection, which is a bit disappointing. A local cafe is required, and it's... decent. Be prepared to venture out a little to eat. The food options nearby are pretty limited, which is a shame because it’s such a beautiful location that would be much better with a great meal. But hey, you can't have everything, and good food is the one thing that keeps me from getting overly excited about this place, but I'm being honest, it would turn it into a complete home run!
The Wi-Fi! I heard rumors… Is it as bad as people say? (This is a dealbreaker, people!)
OH. MY. GOODNESS. The Wi-Fi. *Takes a deep breath*. Okay, let's rip the band-aid off gracefully… It's… *a challenge*. Let's just leave it at that. Okay, I tried to write this review, but I ended up tethering my phone. I tried to upload some photos, forget it! I went to YouTube and had to wait a good 20 minutes for the intro. I spent most of my trip wandering around the guesthouse, looking for a "Wi-Fi hotspot." (Spoiler: there weren't many). So yeah, if reliable internet is crucial to your existence (and let's be honest, it is for a lot of us), prepare for some… *gaps*. Bring a portable router. Download your entertainment BEFORE you arrive. Pray to the Wi-Fi gods. Seriously. It's a minor flaw, sure, but it's one that can really, *really* test your patience. I warned you!
What about the staff? Are they friendly? Helpful? Do they understand the importance of a perfectly made cappuccino?
The staff members? They’re lovely. Warm, welcoming, genuinely helpful. They understand the meaning of good hospitality. *Not* sure about the cappuccino, though. The staff are absolutely lovely and always willing to help. They are very professional. They tried their best to assist with the Wi-Fi issue (bless their hearts), but alas, even super-friendly staff can't magically fix the internet. I always try to be kind to staff, and even though it was not their fault, I did have a little grumble with them. They are definitely an asset to this guest house, so give them a high-five for me - and you! They are amazing.
So, final verdict: is Puteh Guest House 3 worth it?
