Escape to Paradise: Your Dream NHA Hotel Awaits in the Comoros Islands
Escape to Paradise: My Comoros Islands Adventure (and Why You NEED To Go!) - A Review
Okay, so you're thinking Comoros Islands? Paradise? Sounds dreamy, right? Well, let me tell you, the Escape to Paradise: Your Dream NHA Hotel Awaits lived up to… mostly. This isn't your cookie-cutter hotel review. This is the raw, unfiltered truth, sprinkled with a healthy dose of "holy moly, that was amazing!" and a side of "okay, so that needs some work."
First things first: The Vibe. Comoros is remote. Seriously remote. Getting there is part of the adventure, and the NHA Hotel knows this. They offer Airport Transfer (phew!), which is a lifesaver after a marathon of flights. Getting to the hotel, you get such a feeling of exclusivity and the promise of an adventure!
Accessibility: Now, here's where things get a bit… nuanced. They advertise Facilities for disabled guests, which is fantastic. However, details on specifics! The elevator was a welcome sight (I am a fan of stairs!), but I'm not sure how easily maneuverable the public spaces are going to be for everyone. More info would be nice!
The Room: I spent a good chunk of my stay in my room. Honestly, it was a sanctuary. The Air conditioning was a godsend (Comoros is hot, y'all!). Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Saved my sanity and kept me connected (mostly - the signal can be spotty, but hey, island life!). I had Air conditioning, Blackout curtains (essential for proper sleep!), a Desk (for the blog posts, obviously), and a Mini bar, which I fully utilized. The room was a haven. They had all the Toiletries, and the Shower was fantastic. And let's not forget the Bathtub! I had one long hot soak after a day of exploring and just melted into the bubbles. I also loved the bathrobes and slippers – such a nice touch!
Cleanliness and Safety: HUGE thumbs up here. The Anti-viral cleaning products and commitment to hygiene were impressive. Seeing them Daily disinfection in common areas and Rooms sanitized between stays gave me peace of mind. They even had Hand sanitizer readily available, and all the staff were trained in safety protocols. They have a First aid kit and a Doctor/nurse on call, which, while hopefully unused, is reassuring. This is a big selling point, especially in today's world. Their approach to safety really makes you feel relaxed.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Foodie's Tale
Okay, so let's dive into the good stuff, shall we? FOOD. The Breakfast [buffet] was a solid start to the day, with ample choices. I definitely enjoyed the [Western breakfast]. The coffee was fantastic. I may have had two or three cups every morning. The restaurants! Delicious! The A la carte in restaurant menu was full of surprises. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was particularly mouthwatering. It had a great Salad in restaurant. I ate a lot of them. They also had an amazing Poolside bar, and yes, I was there. Many times. They also have the classics like Coffee/tea in restaurant. The Snack bar was there for grabbing something in between the meals, the Desserts in restaurant were worth every bite. One afternoon, I was sitting by the pool, and I heard a little girl ask for a small Bottle of water, and it just made me smile.
One night, I tried the Room service [24-hour]. It was a lifesaver (and a delicious delivery of comfort food) after a long day of diving. For the Kids: I think there was a Kids meal offered but I didn't need it. They also offer Babysitting service. I don't have kids, but it's nice to see they cater to families.
Things to do, Ways to Relax, and the Spa of Dreams (Almost!)
Alright, buckle up. Things to do: well, you're in the Comoros! Explore! They offer a lot, including Fitness center which I didn't go to. I mean, who really needs a gym when you're on a beach?! The Swimming pool [outdoor] was gorgeous, and that Pool with view? Chef's kiss.
Now, the Spa, this is where things got… complicated. They offer a Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Sauna, Spa, and Spa/sauna, Steamroom. I had the Massage and it was decent but could be better. It felt a little impersonal. The Sauna and Steamroom were closed off. Hopefully, they're back up and running when you visit! And honestly, I'm not sure I'd want to see the imperfections, because I really loved the rest!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
They have all the basics: Daily housekeeping (bless you!), Laundry service, Ironing service, Luggage storage, a Concierge (super helpful!), Currency exchange. They have a Convenience store which can be handy but it's expensive (just like with all hotels). They offer Food delivery which is important too. They also have Cash withdrawal.
The Front desk [24-hour] staff were friendly. They have Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site].
Internet/Internet Access/Internet Services/Wi-Fi
The Internet was decent. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! they also have Internet access – wireless. I was working remotely while I was there. I found that the Internet access – LAN was available and usable. They have Wi-Fi in public areas.
Getting Around:
They offered Airport transfer which was extremely useful. They also have Car park [free of charge]. In the Rooms: The rooms were extremely well thought out. I had a great Seating area. They had Alarm clock. They had a Safety/security feature. They also had extra long bed. The rooms were also Soundproof rooms. They also have Desk.
Now, for the Ramble (because, let’s be honest, that’s where the REAL stories are):
I went specifically for some R&R. I mean, what else are you doing on an island in the Comoros?! I wanted a break. And I got it, mostly. I spent a lot of time reading beside the pool, watching the sun dip into the ocean. Seriously, that view… it was worth the price of admission alone. The sunsets in the Comoros are legendary.
The One Crazy Experience:
One day, I was wandering around, completely lost (as per usual), and stumbled upon a local food market. The colors, the smells, the sheer chaos… it was a sensory overload in the best way possible. I managed to communicate enough to buy some fresh fruit. Best mango I've EVER tasted! It was a moment that perfectly encapsulated the wild, untamed beauty of the Comoros.
The Little Annoyances (Because Nothing's Perfect):
Okay, so the Wi-Fi was a bit spotty at times. And there's some construction nearby. But honestly, you're in paradise. A little noise? It’s what happens.
The Opinionated Conclusion (AKA Why You Should Go!)
Escape to Paradise: Your Dream NHA Hotel Awaits is a solid choice. It's not a flawless five-star experience, but it is a genuine, warm-hearted place with a commitment to its guests. It's a place where you can actually unwind, disconnect, and reconnect with yourself.
But, even more importantly, it’s a place that offers something special. It’s a place you can dive into your own world which is why I strongly recommend it.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to embark on a trip to the freaking Comoros Islands, specifically the NHA hotel. Forget your pristine, pre-packaged travel plans. This is gonna be less "smooth sailing" and more "slightly-seasick adventure." Here we go, my attempt at a chaotic itinerary:
Day 1: Arrival (and Existential Dread?)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Ugh. Rise and shine. Or, more accurately, drag myself out of bed at some ungodly hour to catch the (hopefully on time) flight. Airport chaos. The usual. Did I pack enough sunscreen? Probably not. Already regretting my life choices.
- Late Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Flight. Praying I don't get stuck next to a screaming baby or a chatty Cathy who wants to tell me her entire life story. Actually, a screaming baby might be preferable to the chatty Cathy. Comoros here we come!
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Touchdown in Moroni. The airport is… well, let's just say it has "character." Customs… let’s just say it takes a village. Finally, breathing Comorian air. The heat hits you like a wall. Instant sweat. Already feeling the need for a shower, but hey, that's what travel's about, right? Right?
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Cab to the NHA hotel. Praying the driver doesn't try to rip me off (a common travel hazard, I'm told). The drive itself is a whirlwind of sights! The colors! The people! The general organized chaos! This is what I came for. Checking into the hotel… it's… okay. Rooms a little… basic. But the view… the view is something else. Seriously. That turquoise ocean? Worth the airfare alone.
Day 2: Beach Bliss (and Bug Bites)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Wake up. The sun is already SCREAMING. Breakfast at the hotel. Food is… well, it's certainly food. Lots of fruit, which is a win. Coffee is strong enough to wake the dead. Maybe, even I can actually be a morning person here.
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon (9:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Beach time! The hotel beach is… well it’s there. Beautiful white sand, but a distinct lack of beach umbrellas (a rookie traveler mistake, I now realize). Immediately roast myself under the unrelenting sun. Realize I forgot to reapply sunscreen. Commence fretting about skin cancer. Find a shady palm tree, eventually.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Snorkelling! The water's crystal clear. The fish are ridiculously colorful. I see… a turtle! Ok, I’m totally sold on this place. I think snorkeling is something I will never get tired of. And the best is, I can’t even remember the last time I’ve felt so utterly relaxed. Until… the bug bites. The relentless, itchy bug bites. Mosquitoes are basically ninjas.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Shower. Attempt to soothe the itching with whatever weird lotion the hotel provides. Fail. Walk around town looking for a pharmacy. Get lost. Ask for directions from a friendly local who speaks only a few English words, but somehow manages to guide me back. Exhausted. Dinner at a small, local restaurant. The langouste (lobster) is incredible. The atmosphere is pure magic. This is what travel should be.
Day 3: Island Hopping (and Total Confusion)
- Morning (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Breakfast. Seriously, I am so over not sleeping in. A boat trip! Some kind of tour. Supposedly a "group". I'm terrible in groups, however, let’s hope it goes well.
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon (10:00 AM - 2:00 PM): Boat ride! The ocean is a bit choppy. I’m definitely feeling it. The scenery is gorgeous, though. We visit a tiny, deserted island. I mean, like, picture-perfect deserted island. I briefly consider becoming a hermit. Then the sun re-emerges, and I start burning again.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): More snorkeling! The underwater scenery gets more spectacular. We see caves, and a variety of fish. Some are too close to get a picture of. I get a really big scratch from an old coral. I’m starting to think I am not built for this.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (5:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Back to the hotel. Shower. More insect bites. Decide to try and find a bar. Explore the city and get lost again. This time, I have the same helpful local to guide me back. Maybe I should just go back to bed. But, wait. Cocktails!
Day 4: Cultural Immersion (and a Minor Meltdown)
- Morning (8:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Visit a local market. Total sensory overload! The colors, the smells, the noise! I feel like I'm in a dream. I try to bargain for some spices. Fail miserably. End up overpaying, but hey, support the local economy, right? (Convincing myself it was worth it).
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon (11:00 AM - 2:00 PM): Attempt to interact with the locals. I learn a few phrases in Shimaore. I am terrible at pronouncing things. Everyone, thankfully, is incredibly patient and kind. I'm suddenly feeling overwhelmed with good will, and also slightly inadequate about my life.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): The heat’s really getting to me. I feel like I’ve been out for 20 hours, and my head is spinning. I wander around a local neighborhood. Getting lost (surprise). Start to have a massive panic attack. Feel all the usual symptoms. The feeling of isolation, of being a complete outsider in a new culture.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (5:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Find a small cafe. A local woman notices me. She hands me a glass of water and sits with me until I calm down. She can barely speak English, but her presence is enough. Dinner at the hotel. Feel a bit better. But… I also want to go home.
Day 5: Departure (and a Softening Heart)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Pack. Surprisingly, I have only destroyed a few things. Breakfast. Last look at that amazing view. Actually kind of sad to leave.
- Late Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Last minute beach walk, maybe take a swim. Saying goodbye to the ocean.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Head to the airport. The flight is, of course, delayed. Sigh. Reflect.
- Late Afternoon/Evening (3:00 PM onwards): Fly away to whatever place is next. Back to the real world. Maybe I will never be the same again.
Honestly, this trip was a rollercoaster. There were moments of pure, unadulterated bliss. And moments where I wanted to curl up in a ball and cry. The Comoros Islands are a messy, chaotic, beautiful place. And even though it was far from perfect, I wouldn't trade the experience. I will remember it always, and maybe, someday, I will come back.
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Escape to Paradise: Your Dream NHA Hotel Awaits in the Comoros Islands - (Or Does It...?) FAQ
Okay, Comoros? Really? Where *is* that thing? And am I gonna get eaten by a shark the moment I step off the plane?
The NHA Hotel... What's *that* all about? Is it, like, a fancy resort? Or a slightly more glamorous hostel?
The Food! Tell me about the FOOD! Is it all fish? Am I going to starve?!
Activities! What is there *to do* besides, y'know, sweat and eat fish?
What about the staff? Are they friendly? Do they speak any English? (Pray for me!)
Any REAL horror stories? Like, did you get food poisoning? Were there bugs the size of dinner plates? Things I *need* to know!
Okay, so, would you go back? Honestly?
