
Asheville's Hidden Gem: Downtown's MUST-SEE Element!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Asheville's "Hidden Gem: Downtown's MUST-SEE Element!" - and let me tell you, this ain't your grandma's cookie-cutter hotel review. Prepare for a whirlwind of thoughts, tangents, and the occasional, let's be honest, slightly unhinged observation. Because that's how I roll.
First things first: WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE?!
(Okay, I'm supposed to keep this vague, right? Good. Because I'm kinda still figuring it out myself. Let's call it… The Enclave. Yeah, that sounds suitably mysterious.)
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Sadly
Listen, I'm brutally honest. And the truth is, The Enclave isn't perfect for everyone. While they claim to cater to disabled guests, I didn't have a chance to give it a full test. Still, the website does state Facilities for disabled guests with Elevator usage and Wheelchair accessible rooms, plus other access considerations are made. I really hope they truly do. Keep that in mind if you have very specific needs. I need to investigate this further post-review. That’s my honest (and slightly anxious) take.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sigh of Relief (and a Little OCD)
Alright, here's where The Enclave seriously shines. In this post-pandemic world, I went in expecting to be disappointed. But NOPE. Hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol. AND they're using Anti-viral cleaning products? SOLD. They even have a policy of Room sanitization opt-out available. Seriously, I’m pretty sure they've got Professional-grade sanitizing services running non-stop. The Daily disinfection in common areas gives me the warm fuzzies. And the Sterilizing equipment? That's my jam. I'm picturing a whole fleet of tiny robots zapping surfaces, and it's glorious. They removed Shared stationery too. Honestly, I'd be tempted to lick a doorknob (kidding… mostly) after this.
Rooms: My Confession!
Okay, full disclosure. I got upgraded. Don't ask. Something about the room decorations being "particularly suited to my… unique tastes." (Translation: They probably looked at my booking history and saw I’d once ordered a pizza with pineapple and immediately moved me to the funkiest suite.) The Interconnecting room(s) available is a great option!
My room? Absolutely fabulous. Air conditioning that actually works (a rarity, let me tell you). A massive extra long bed I could have gotten lost in (and nearly did). Blackout curtains – because, hello, I like my sleep. Free bottled water (essential!). A mini bar (tempting!). Bathrobes like you wouldn't believe. And the bathtub… Let's just say I spent a very long time luxuriating in bubbles. Seriously. My Private bathroom was a spa, a haven. I felt like a queen (or maybe a slightly disheveled rockstar, but in a good way). The Shower was great too. And the Toiletries? Delightful. Okay, I'm officially obsessed. Oh yeah, forgot to mention the Internet access – wireless and Wi-Fi [free] stuff. Solid, but I was too busy wallowing in pure bliss to properly utilize it.
My "Can’t Believe This Actually Exists" Moment: The View
So, I mentioned they have a Pool with view, right? Swimming pool [outdoor]? Yeah, that's cool. But picture this: You emerge from the Steamroom, having sweated out every ounce of stress you had, then you wrap a fluffy towel around your head. You take a few steps off the deck, and BAM! The most stunning vista of the mountains. I'm telling you, the beauty of this place is really something else. I literally gasped. Like, full-on cartoon-character gasp. Because it's breathtaking. And, in my opinion, this is the MUST-SEE Element!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: More Like a Feast
The Enclave has Restaurants? Plural. I spent most of my time in the one with the Poolside bar because… pool. Also, the Coffee/tea in restaurant was perfect. And the Desserts in restaurant? I’m not even kidding, I think I temporarily became a dessert influencer. The Happy hour was truly happy. They even offer Alternative meal arrangement. There’s an A la carte in restaurant too. The Bar was well-stocked with stuff. Yes, I had a Bottle of water. Breakfast [buffet] and Breakfast service!
Things to Do (or Not Do, and Still Be Happy): A Meandering Narrative
Okay, so The Enclave has… a Gym/fitness place, Fitness center, Spa, Body scrub and Massage. I may have spent most of my time near the pool, but that doesn't mean I didn't consider the Sauna and Steamroom! But honestly, most of my relaxation was spent sprawled on a sunbed reading, which, let's be honest, is my spiritual calling.
Services and Conveniences: A Flurry of Fantastic Features
The Enclave tries to cater to everyone. They have Concierge. They offer Daily housekeeping. Dry cleaning! Elevator! Luggage storage! They have Cash withdrawal! Currency exchange! And they seem to have thought of everything, including the Doorman. Also, Food delivery. I had a Room service [24-hour] experience, and it was pure perfection. The Gift/souvenir shop is also pretty decent.
For the Kids (and the Kid in You)
While I didn’t bring any miniature humans (they aren’t my forte, let's be honest!), the presence of Babysitting service, Kids facilities, and Kids meal did make me smile. Family/child friendly is a BIG plus. So, if you need it, it’s offered.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
Airport transfer. Car park [free of charge]. Car park [on-site]. They've got it all. Taxi service. Valet parking. (Alright, maybe I did use that one…)
The Verdict: Should YOU Book?
Look, folks, this isn't a totally perfect hotel. But then again, what is? The Accessibility, in particular, seems like an area they really need to beef up on. But the staff is very friendly and welcoming too. The scenery alone is worth the trip – the view is stunning. If you're looking for a truly memorable spot in Asheville, a place where you can chill, relax, and maybe even feel like you’re the only guest? Then The Enclave at the MUST-SEE Element! is definitely worth checking out. I highly recommend it!
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Alright, here's a crack at an Asheville itinerary, Element Asheville Downtown style. Buckle up, buttercup, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously organized travelogue. This is a vibe.
Element Asheville Downtown: My Existential Asheville Odyssey (AKA, a Very Loose Plan)
Day 1: Arriving and Immediately Questioning My Life Choices (and My Luggage)
- Afternoon (whenever I actually manage to check in, realistically): Arrive at Element Asheville. Okay, initial impression? Sleek, modern… a little too sleek for my comfort. Feels like a fancy Ikea with a view. Pray the bed’s comfy. Seriously. After a 6-hour drive, all I want is a horizontal surface. The lobby smells… vaguely of lemon cleaner and ambition. I like it.
- Anecdote Alert: Found my suitcase totally mangled on the luggage carousel. Apparently, my "fragile" sticker was an invitation to a luggage-wrangling rodeo. Ripped open, things falling out – glorious chaos. Reminds me of my life, actually.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Stumble out, locate the nearest coffee shop (recommendations welcome, dammit!), and attempt to ingest caffeine. Need to re-energize from the luggage disaster. Fueling up for the night. This is where the "real" vacation begins. Maybe.
- Imperfection: I’m starting to feel the drive wear out. My back is starting to hurt. My stomach is starting the “hunger rage” cycle. I'm already second-guessing my packing choices (why did 3 pairs of jeans feel necessary?)
- Evening: Dinner. Okay, this is the big question mark. Am I feeling adventurous? Trying to find local cuisine and enjoy some Asheville culture. Or do I have to cave and eat some fast food. If I can’t find one, I’ll just order a pizza and hide in my hotel room like a socially awkward hermit.
- Quirky Observation: Asheville seems to be populated entirely by people with impossibly perfect hair and an intense love of kombucha. My untamed mane and fondness for beer might make me an outcast.
- Optional Evening Romp: If the energy strikes, and I'm not overcome with post-travel existential dread – maybe a brewery hop. Asheville is legendary for its craft beer scene. I’m not a huge beer snob, but I DO like a good IPA. This is entirely dependent on the pizza situation.
Day 2: Art, Altitude, and the Pursuit of Happiness (and Maybe a Good Salad)
- Morning: Attempt to wake up. This might involve hitting the snooze button approximately eight times. Eventually, I'll force myself out of bed. The hotel has a breakfast buffet I intend to abuse.
- Emotional Reaction: Finding the breakfast buffet is usually a high point. I like breakfast. This is the point I usually start to “love-love” the vacation.
- Mid-Morning: Explore downtown Asheville. Window shop. Take photos of brightly colored murals. Pretend I know what I'm doing. Absorb some culture. (Okay, maybe some culture.)
- Rambling Thought: Why IS Asheville so obsessed with art? Not complaining. I feel like I have to act like an art expert, just for this trip.
- Lunch: Find a place for lunch, the search for a good salad. I'll most likely order something healthy and then immediately regret it and spend the rest of the afternoon craving a burger. It's a classic.
- Afternoon: If weather permits, venturing out to Blue Ridge Parkway. The photos LOOK gorgeous. The reality? Probably a winding, nausea-inducing drive. But…the views. The VIEWS! This is the part of the itinerary that involves a lot of driving.
- Double Down on the Parkway: I've heard it's one of the most scenic drives in the US. So, I'm going to make it my mission to capture some breathtaking photos. Then I'll probably spill coffee all over myself.
- Imperfection: I keep forgetting everything I packed in the suitcase!
- Evening: The dinner situation will determine my entire mood for the evening. If I survive the Blue Ridge Parkway without losing my lunch, I'll attempt to find a nice restaurant. If not, ramen. Always a solid backup.
Day 3: The Finale (and the Dreaded Departure)
- Morning: Last breakfast, more coffee, more existential dread.
- Opinionated Language: How is it possible to eat so much and still feel hungry?
- Mid-Morning: Maybe one last gallery hop. One last "pretend I know art" moment. Or, if the weather is truly horrendous, a spa treatment. (I'm secretly hoping for the spa treatment)
- Emotional Reaction: I'm starting to feel the itch of "departure anxiety." It's always there, whether I want to go back home or not.
- Lunch: A casual bite to eat.
- Afternoon: Start the agonizing process of packing. Decide what souvenirs I actually need to buy. Contemplate the meaning of life. Seriously.
- Messier Structure: This is where it gets messy. I might decide to just wing it and leave the packing until the last second. That usually involves some minor (or major) panic.
- Late Afternoon: Head back to the hotel and get ready to leave.
- Evening: Depart from Asheville, already longing for my next visit, even though I'm also secretly relieved to be going home.
This is my itinerary, and I'm sticking to it (maybe).
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Asheville's Hidden Gem: Downtown's MUST-SEE Element! (And Why You'll Either Love It or Hate Me!)
Okay, spill it! What's this "hidden gem" you're raving about?
But… it’s just a park, isn't it? With grass and trees? I swear, I saw a squirrel doing something weird there the other day.
Fine, you've got my attention. But what if it rains? Asheville *does* love its rain.
What about the events? Is it always just people milling about?
Is it ever… *too* crowded? I'm not a fan of the human race sometimes.
Okay, you've convinced me. But what's your *favorite* thing about Pack Square? Spill the tea!
Anything else I should know? Any warnings?

