Luxury 2BR Parahyangan Residence Getaway: Unbelievable Views!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into the Luxury 2BR Parahyangan Residence Getaway: Unbelievable Views! and frankly, I’m buzzing with excitement! This isn’t just a review, it's a vibe check, a stream-of-consciousness travel diary, a slightly manic love letter, and, yes, a hopefully helpful guide all rolled into one. Get ready for my raw, unvarnished, (occasionally chaotic) thoughts.
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First Impressions (and My Inner Monologue)
Okay, I NEED to talk about the views. Unbelievable isn't just hyperbole. It's like, you step into the apartment, and BAM! Panoramic Bandung at your feet. Seriously, it's breathtaking. I'm not usually a "wow" kind of person, but the first time I walked in… I literally stopped, mouth agape. Like, proper, uncool-person mouth agape. So, yeah, Unbelievable Views? They weren't lying in the slightest. Now, do the pictures do it justice? Probably not. They never do. You gotta feel it. The grandeur. The scale.
Accessibility & The “Fine Print”
Alright, let's get real, because accessibility is crucial.
- Wheelchair Accessible: I didn't see explicit details regarding ramps, elevators, or specific room features. I'd highly recommend confirming this directly with the hotel if accessibility is essential for you. Don't just trust the pictures – call!
- Elevator: Yes! Thank god. Considering the altitude AND the "Unbelievable Views" are probably high up, this is essential.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: See above. Question EVERYTHING before booking.
What I LOVED (And What Made Me Cringe – Just a Little)
- The Pool with a View: Oh. My. God. The infinity pool. The sun setting over Bandung. I spent a solid afternoon just floating there, feeling like a millionaire. Or at least, someone who pretends to be a millionaire on vacation. It was heavenly, pure, unadulterated bliss. A solid 5 out of 5 stars for the pool. Forget the view from inside, get in it! But be warned, it can get crowded during peak times.
- The Spa/Sauna & Steamroom: Okay, so the spa experience was… good. Let’s just say, it could have been better. The massage was… decent. Not the best I’ve ever had, but not the worst. The sauna and steamroom were functional, clean enough, but lacking that extra touch of luxury. The atmosphere felt a little… sterile. 3.5 out of 5 stars.
- Cleanliness and Safety: They are taking this seriously. Masks everywhere, hand sanitizer galore, the whole shebang. That's reassuring in current times. They are checking the hygiene certification and it does appear that they are implementing all the necessary steps. 5/5, that’s it, not a problem!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (My Stomach's Perspective)
- Breakfast [Buffet]: The breakfast was… adequate. A decent spread, with an Asian-inspired selection. The coffee, however, was tragic. Seriously, bring your own instant if you're picky. 3/5.
- Restaurants: There are a few restaurants on-site, including a vegetarian one. It's a plus!
- Poolside Bar: Hello. Happy Hour. Cocktails. More please! Perfect for catching the sunset. The drinks were pretty decent, and the snack bar offered the usual suspects. 4 out of 5 for the vibe; 3.5 out of 5 for the drinks.
- Room Service [24-hour]: YES! This is the good stuff – especially when you've been swimming, sunbathing, and spa-ing the day away. Great to be able to get a late-night snack.
Rooms, Glorious Rooms… and My Inner Critic
- Available in All Rooms: Let's be frank- ALL the basics, and what else would you expect?
- Air Conditioning: A godsend in Bandung's climate.
- Air conditioning, Air conditioning in public area: Yes, a MUST.
- Additional toilet, Additional toilet: Perfect for families or groups.
- Air conditioning: A godsend in Bandung’s climate.
- Alarm clock: Why?? Just use your phone.
- Bathrobes, Slippers: Luxury points!
- Bathroom phone:…Really? Who uses those anymore?
- Free bottled water: Always appreciated.
- Internet access – wireless, Wi-Fi [free]: Essential.
- Non-smoking: Relief! Thank god for this!
- Soundproofing: Very important. Especially in a busy hotel.
- Wake-up service: A must-have.
The apartment itself? Gorgeous. Spacious. Well-appointed. But… and there’s always a but… it felt a tiny bit sterile. Beautiful, but not necessarily homey. The decor could be a little more personality, but hey, you're there for the view, right? It was very clean. The bed was super comfy. Honestly, I slept like a log.
- Extra long bed Was good, great for extra-long people.
Services & Conveniences: The Nitty-Gritty
- Daily Housekeeping: Efficient.
- Concierge: Helpful.
- Luggage storage: Super useful.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Valet parking I don’t have a car so I don’t care, but good for you if you do!
- Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange: Handy.
- Contactless check-in/out: Modern and efficient.
- Food delivery: Great in case of anything!
- Room sanitization opt-out available So you don’t have to get the room sanitized if you don’t want to, nice.
- Air conditioning in public area, CCTV in common areas, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Fire extinguisher, etc.: All very important.
Things to Do (Besides Staring at the View)
- Gym/fitness: Got my sweat on! The gym isn’t massive, but it's enough to get in a decent workout. 4/5.
- Family/child friendly & Kids facilities Good for groups, couples, families.
For the Families (aka: The Kids)
- Babysitting service: Good if you have the kids with you.
The Quirks, The Imperfections, and My Honest Verdict
- The "Coffee/tea in restaurant" fiasco: Remember me mentioning the coffee? Yeah, it's a running theme. I think they might have been using dishwater.
- The little things The extra touches that make a place special? They were a bit lacking. No welcome drinks? No turn-down service with chocolates on the pillow? Little things like that go a long way.
- The Price: It's not cheap. It's a luxury stay, so expect to pay for it. Is it worth it? For the view and the overall experience, I'd say… yes, probably. But shop around and compare prices!
- The Vibe: It's a sophisticated, stylish place. Not exactly a wild party scene. More like a chill, relaxing retreat.
- Overall, the stay was a 4/5!
The Ultimate, Unsolicited, Opinionated Recommendation
Luxury 2BR Parahyangan Residence Getaway: Unbelievable Views! is worth it. If you want the best view in Bandung, and you’re okay with the (minor) imperfections, then book it. Just do it. But if you're a coffee snob, bring your own!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause this ain't your grandma's itinerary. We're talking a real trip, with real-life screw-ups, existential crises triggered by nasi goreng, and the kind of joy that'll make you cry (maybe from the spice, maybe from being alive… who knows?). This is my "Parahyangan Residence By Travelio" adventure… in all its gloriously messy glory.
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread (a.k.a. Bandung, Here I Come… Eventually)
- 1:00 PM: Landed at Husein Sastranegara International Airport (BDO). Ugh. Delayed flight, naturally. Spent an hour staring at a particularly smug-looking pigeon who clearly knew something I didn't. He probably had a better itinerary.
- 2:00 PM: Grabbed a terrifying (but delicious) airport taxi. Remembered I'd forgotten to download offline maps. Cue internal panic. "Is Google Maps going to fail me?" I mentally prepared for the worst, which is saying a lot, considering the initial flight delay.
- 3:00 PM: Arrived at Parahyangan Residence By Travelio. Apartment 2BR. (Finally! Freedom!) It’s… clean. Too clean? Like, suspiciously clean. Is someone watching me? I immediately made it my mission to mess it up a bit. Spread my stuff everywhere. Assert dominance.
- 4:00 PM: Apartment exploration, deep dive. OK, the view from the balcony IS pretty spectacular. Bandung sprawls out below, and in that moment, I felt a tiny flicker of hope for this trip. Then I noticed the tiny, almost microscopic dust bunnies in the corner and the hope died in a fiery blaze of OCD.
- 5:00 PM: Food run! First, I ventured out to find food. (This is vital. Fuel up the adventure machine.) I found a local street food stall and ordered Nasi Goreng. I took that first bite and felt… a wave of pure, unadulterated happiness wash over me. I swear, that flavor, that perfect blend of sweet, savory, with a hint of spice, literally made me tear up. Who knew a plate of fried rice could trigger such an emotional response?
- 7:00 PM: Back at the apartment, battling extreme fatigue. Checked out the pool. I decided to postpone the pool.
- 8:00 PM: Netflix and chill (alone, with takeout nasi goreng… and the existential dread sneaking back in.) I will try to be more productive tomorrow.
Day 2: Searching for the Perfect Scone (and Maybe Spiritual Enlightenment)
- 9:00 AM: Woke up feeling like I could conquer the world… okay, maybe just get out of bed. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. The apartment’s coffee maker is… adequate. But not the artisanal, life-affirming coffee I really crave. Cue longing stare out the window.
- 10:00 AM: Determined to find a proper cafe. Wandered around the neighborhood. Bandung is beautiful, but also a bit… overwhelming. So many scooters! So much traffic! Felt completely lost (again) and then, by divine intervention, spied a cafe.
- 11:00 AM: Cafe time! Ordered a cappuccino (pretty good!) and a scone. The scone, however, was… a lie. Dry, crumbly, and tasted vaguely of disappointment. My quest for the perfect scone continues. This is now a personal mission.
- 12:00 PM: Exploring the area around Parahyangan Residences. It's a maze! But a beautiful, bustling, fragrant maze filled with street vendors selling everything from batik to durian… which I bravely avoided.
- 1:00 PM: Had a little lunch. I actually had some decent food!
- 2:00 PM: Decided to take a trip to nearby Farmhouse Lembang. I am an idiot. I didn't factor in traffic. The journey was a disaster. So much traffic. So much time spent in the car. We saw some cows, which was nice. It's beautiful, sure. But the crowds! It's a bit like Disney World for Instagram, but with more sheep. I would rather have gotten a scone.
- 5:00 PM: Traumatized by the traffic, I retreated back to the apartment. Feeling defeated. Made some instant noodles.
- 7:00 PM: Spent the evening wallowing in self-pity, rewatching "Eat, Pray, Love." Maybe I too should flee to a foreign country.
- 8:00 PM: Another failed attempt to do laundry. Seriously, why am I so incompetent?
Day 3: Tangkupan Perahu Crater and a Slightly Less Screwed-Up Day
- 9:00 AM: Another attempt at awakening!
- 10:00 AM: Woke up this morning, but this time, I’m smarter. Less traffic. And a driver! Hooray for drivers!
- 11:00 AM: Took a trip to Tangkuban Perahu Crater. The view was stunning (seriously, the real deal: volcanic vistas, sulfur smells, the whole shebang). It’s like the earth is breathing! But the vendors! Oh, the relentless vendors. But, I purchased a hat. Needed a hat.
- 1:00 PM: Stopped for lunch at a local restaurant near the crater. Delicious Indonesian food. The spice was perfect. No existential anxieties this time, just pure, unadulterated pleasure.
- 2:00 PM: Explored the area around the crater. Visited a hot spring.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the apartment.
- 5:00 PM: Watched a movie.
- 7:00 PM: Ordered delivery food and reflected on the day. Maybe I actually can survive on my own. Maybe this trip is going to be okay.
- 8:00 PM: Packing.
- 9:00 PM: A final view from the balcony. Bandung, you've been… an experience.
Day 4: Departure & Lingering Questions
- 8:00 AM: Wake up early, ready for the flight.
- 9:00 AM: Checked out of the apartment.
- 10:00 AM: Head to the airport.
- 1:00 PM: Back home.
The Takeaway:
This trip wasn’t perfect. There were delays, traffic, bad scones, and moments of sheer panic. But there were also moments of pure joy, the discovery of amazing food, and a reminder that, sometimes, you just need to embrace the chaos and the mess. Would I recommend Parahyangan Residence By Travelio? Sure! Was it the best trip? Maybe. Is a better trip is waiting? Definitely. Now, where's my passport? Another trip is waiting. And I'm ready to embrace the messy, beautiful, and gloriously imperfect adventure of it all.
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Okay, so "Unbelievable Views!"... Seriously? What's the deal? Is it just a marketing gimmick?
Alright, honesty time. The "Unbelievable Views!" part? Yeah, it's not just a gimmick. Look, I went in expecting the usual brochure fluff. You know, "breathtaking sunsets," "panoramic vistas"... But then I walked into that living room, and BAM. My jaw actually dropped. Seriously. Like, 'caught-a-fly-and-almost-choked' dropped. It's a wall of windows overlooking... well, everything. The whole city, the mountains in the distance... it's a real "pinch-me-I'm-dreaming moment." I even spilled my coffee the first morning because I was so distracted. My wife, bless her, just sighed and handed me a napkin. She's seen my "wow" face before.
The apartment itself... Is it actually *luxury* luxury? Or just "slightly nicer than average"?
Okay, "luxury" is a loaded word, right? Like, are we talking diamond-encrusted toilet seats? No. (Though, a girl can dream!) But it *is* genuinely nice. Think: High-end finishes, comfy furniture (that actually looks good, not just "store-bought comfortable"), and enough space to, you know, *breathe*. The kitchen... Oh, the kitchen! Fully equipped, which is a HUGE plus for me because I *attempt* to cook. The fridge even had an ice maker. Little things, I tell ya. Also, the master bedroom... oh my goodness. The bed was like sleeping on a cloud. I could have stayed in there forever. My one tiny gripe? The second bathroom was a *tad* smaller than I'd expected. But hey, nobody's perfect, right? Just don't expect a full-size soaking tub in the second bath. It's a practical choice, okay? And it really is a small thing.
Two bedrooms... How many people can comfortably stay?
Well, the website says four, and technically, yeah, four can *sleep* there. But "comfortable" is the key word here. Two couples? Perfect. A family with older kids? Probably okay, provided everyone's cool with sharing a bathroom. A group of friends who are okay with close quarters? Sure, why not. My wife and I went, and it was ideal, but I think squeezing in more would have been a bit... cozy. Especially considering my snoring situation. (Sorry, hon!). So, four could do it. But I'd say two to three is the sweet spot.
What about location? Is it actually convenient to things? I don’t want to spend my whole trip schlepping around.
The location is pretty darn good, I'll be honest. It's in a decent area, with easy access to, whatchamacallit, *everything*. I'm talking restaurants, shops, and some... interesting markets. (Bargaining is a MUST!). We found a great little coffee shop just a short walk away that made the best lattes. And getting a Grab (the local ride-hailing service) was a piece of cake. You can practically hail one from the balcony! ...Okay, maybe not, but you get the point. It's not *perfectly* in the middle of *everything*, but that's a plus in my book. Because in the apartment, you can escape the crowds without being *too* far from the action.
Parking situation? Is it a nightmare? I hate circling around looking for a spot.
Okay, parking... This is where things get a little... let's say, *variable*. I was driving a rental car. The building has parking, that's for sure. But it can be a little, shall we say, *tight*. Think: navigating narrow ramps and hoping you don't accidentally scratch someone's Porsche. (Kidding... mostly.). We managed okay, but be prepared for a bit of a parking adventure, especially during peak hours. My advice? Embrace the challenge. It's all part of the experience, right? (Deep breaths...) And maybe don't take the biggest SUV on the planet.
Is the building noisy? Nothing worse than having the perfect view ruined by construction or loud neighbors.
Noise levels... crucial. We went during the off-season, so it was blissfully quiet. I mean, the only sounds were the occasional distant city noises, mostly faint things like a bus going by or people chatting outside. The walls seemed pretty well insulated! I can't speak for weekends or times of tourist crowds, but when we were there, it was a haven of peace. My wife and I have different sleep schedules, and she never complained about interruptions. The double-paned windows probably help too! That's a big win in my book. Noise is the enemy of relaxation, plain and simple.
What's the Wi-Fi like? I need to stay connected (unfortunately).
The Wi-Fi! Okay, here's the truth. It worked. Pretty consistently. Not exactly lightning-fast, but perfectly adequate for checking emails, streaming a little Netflix (after the kids were in bed!), and staying in touch with the outside world. I wouldn't suggest trying to download a massive file; but for general browsing and staying connected, it was just fine. Maybe bring a small portable router if you’re worried, but I think you’ll be okay. Seriously, you're on vacation. Put the phone down! (Says the guy who's writing an FAQ... ironic, right?).
Any downsides? Gotta be *something* you didn't love.
Okay, the downsides. Let's be real. Nothing's perfect. One tiny thing: the check-in process was a *tiny* bit confusing at first. Not a big deal, but there was a bit of figuring out what to do, which didn't bother me too much, but I could see it annoying some people. And, honestly, I wish they had included a small welcome package of a local snack or fruits. They have everything, you know, coffee, everything. So it would have been a nice touch and make you feel particularly taken care of. And... hmm... That's pretty much it. Seriously. I'm struggling to find major flaws. I'm a tough critic and they honestly did a good job. Maybe I could have used a little more counter space in the bathroom, but I'm reaching here.
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