Philippines Paradise: Deluxe Double Room with UNBEATABLE Ocean Views!
Okay, buckle up, because this isn't your grandma's hotel review. We're diving headfirst into the "Philippines Paradise: Deluxe Double Room with UNBEATABLE Ocean Views!" and I'm about to spill the beans, good, bad, and ugly (though, let's be honest, the ugliness is probably just me after a few too many piña coladas.)
First Impressions: The View…Oh. My. Gawd.
Let's get this out of the way: the "Unbeatable Ocean Views" are, in fact, unbeatable. Seriously. My jaw actually dropped when I walked in. I think I might have mumbled something like, "Holy mackerel, this is actually real life." You see those postcard pictures? They don't even come close. It's like the ocean is right there, flirting with your balcony. It's the kind of view that makes you want to chuck your phone out the window (okay, maybe not, I need it for selfies…) and just be. That alone? Worth the price of admission.
But…Is It Accessible? (Because, You Know, Life)
Right, getting practical. Accessibility is a thing for me. And look, the Philippines isn't exactly known for its seamless accessibility like, say, Switzerland. I'll level with you; I didn't meticulously check every single corner for wheelchair-friendliness. But, and this is a big "but," the elevator was a godsend. Getting to my high-floor room (yes, you want High Floor for the money shot view!) was easy. I also noticed facilities for disabled guests listed, which is always comforting. I’m not entirely sure how much of the swimming pool is accessible, but the elevator and ease of access to the main spaces was pretty great. I didn't see any handrails in the bathroom but then I was too blinded by my view to have a look…
The Room: Beyond the View
The Deluxe Double Room itself… it's comfy. Think clean lines, maybe a touch of… well, let's call it "island casual" design. No, it's not the Ritz, but it's perfectly fine. The Air Conditioning blasted, which, let me tell you, is essential in the Philippines. Blackout curtains? Crucial. No one wants to wake up at 5 am to the sun blazing through, especially after a late night at the bar. Free Wi-Fi? Yeah, it worked, and Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Score. You get the usual suspects: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes (ah, the luxury!), Bathroom phone (who even uses those anymore?), Bathtub, Closet, Coffee/tea maker (mandatory for me), Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping (thank goodness), Desk, Desk extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking (thank you, heavens!), Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], and a Window that opens. Oh, and an Additional toilet! Now that's premium.
The Food Game: A Fiesta of Flavors… and Maybe a Hiccup or Two
Alright, let's talk food. The Asian breakfast was a winner. Think steaming bowls of congee, fresh fruit, and all the delicious things that make your stomach happy first thing in the morning. I even had a Western breakfast one day, with my eggs cooked to perfection. Yum! The Breakfast [buffet] was decent, but if I’m honest, not the best buffet I’ve ever had. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was always available, which is a win in my book.
The Restaurants, I loved. I'm a sucker for a good A la carte in restaurant, and the food was usually great – especially the seafood, which was unbelievably fresh. I tried the International cuisine in restaurant, and the Vegetarian restaurant, both were pretty good. There's also a Poolside bar, which is a dangerous, beautiful thing. Happy hour, anyone? I did have one slightly underwhelming meal (the salad tasted a little… meh), so I went and added some flavor to my Soup in restaurant.
I didn’t specifically get to try the Breakfast in room, the Breakfast takeaway service, but I did utilize the Room service [24-hour] after our flight had been delayed. That was a huge plus. You could usually find a Bottle of water, and the staff seemed happy to help.
Things to Do (Besides Staring at the Ocean, Which Is a Valid Activity)
Okay, the real question: what do you do here? Well, you could spend a whole day just soaking up the sun on your balcony. But if you're feeling more… active, there’s a Fitness center you can try. I didn’t make it, because… well, ocean view. There are also Massage, a Spa, and a Spa/sauna. I did indulge in a massage. And let me tell you, it was heavenly. Just… pure, unadulterated bliss. I was a floppy noodle for the rest of the day. Worth it! The Swimming pool [outdoor] looked inviting, I'd say. I didn't try it, though.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe, Not Paranoid
Let’s get real. The past few years have made us all… aware of hygiene. So, did I feel safe? Yes, absolutely. They seem to take it seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, they had 'em. Hand sanitizer, everywhere. Daily disinfection in common areas, yep. I wasn't walking around feeling like I was going to catch something, which is a huge win. They have Safety/security features like a CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Safety deposit boxes, and a Security [24-hour], so you can be sure that your valuable belongings are kept safe.
The Nitty-Gritty: Services and Conveniences
They’ve got pretty much everything you need. Currency exchange, Cash withdrawal, a Convenience store for those midnight snack cravings, Daily housekeeping that keeps things spotless, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage – the works. The staff trained in safety protocol, which made me feel comfortable.
For the Kids (Because, Life)
They seem to be Family/child friendly, with Babysitting service which could come in handy. They have Kids meal, too.
The Deal Breaker (or Maker)
Okay, so, the imperfections. And they're tiny. The Wi-Fi, while free, wasn't the fastest at times. You might get a little buffering during your Netflix binge. And the coffee, while available, wasn't always the strongest. But honestly? These are nitpicks. The view, the overall vibe, the friendly staff…it all outweighs the small stuff.
Overall Impression: Pure Paradise…With a Few Quirks
Would I go back? In a heartbeat. This place is special. It's not just about a hotel; it's about an experience. It's about waking up to that view, feeling the sun on your skin, and letting the world melt away. It's about those little moments of pure joy. Look, it’s not perfect. But it’s pretty darn close. And that ocean view? That’s something you’ll remember long after you’ve packed your bags.
Here's the Pitch – The "Book Now" Moment:
Tired of the everyday grind? Craving a break from the ordinary?
Escape to Philippines Paradise: Deluxe Double Room with UNBEATABLE Ocean Views! Imagine waking up to the most breathtaking ocean vista you've ever seen – a view that will literally take your breath away. Picture yourself sipping coffee on your balcony, the warm sun on your skin, the gentle sound of the waves… Pure bliss!
Here's what awaits you:
- Unbeatable Views: Seriously, the view is worth a million bucks.
- Comfortable Deluxe Double Room: A cozy haven with all the amenities you need to unwind.
- Delicious Food: From Asian breakfasts to international cuisine, your taste buds will be thanking you.
- Relaxation & Rejuvenation: Indulge in a massage, lounge by the pool, or soak up the sun – your choice!
- Unwavering Cleanliness & Safety: Your well-being is their top priority.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn’t your perfectly curated Instagram travel feed. This is the REAL deal, the raw, the slightly chaotic, but utterly human Philippines itinerary, Deluxe Double Room (sea view) style. And trust me, we're gonna need that sea view after this…
Philippines: Chaotic Bliss (aka, My Rough Draft of Paradise)
Days 1-2: Manila - The Concrete Jungle…With a Pulse
Arrival & Initial Panic (Landside, NAIA): Okay, landing in Manila. Always an adventure. First impression? HEAT. Humid heat that slaps you in the face the second you step off the plane. My meticulously packed makeup? Already melting. (Don't judge my vanity, I need a little bit of armour to face the world). Finding a decent taxi at the airport is a gamble. It's a delicate dance between politely haggling and avoiding getting scammed. Pray you get the right one. My first attempt involved a guy who claimed his meter was broken. Nope. Hard pass.
Hotel Check-in (Dusit Thani Manila - Because I deserve a teensy bit of luxury): Check into the fancy Dusit Thani, hoping for instant zen. The room is gorgeous, of course, but the aircon, bless its little heart, is a bit too enthusiastic. Chilling the bones! So what do I do? Get a little bit of sun. I swear.
Food Frenzy - Binondo Chinatown: OMG. I love this place. The food is a symphony of chaos. We're talking dim sum that bursts with flavour, siopao that's practically a hug, and hopia that's so flaky it disintegrates in your mouth. The crowds are intense, the smells are overwhelming (in a good way!), and you WILL get lost. Embrace it. The best food is always hidden down a tiny alley, guarded by a grumpy old lady with a wok. I spent way too much money on a mango shake that was probably mostly ice, but I don't care. I would do it again. Every delicious, mango-ey drop.
The Traffic…Oh, the Traffic!: Seriously. Manila traffic is a force of nature. It's a slow-motion ballet of horns, jeepneys, and sheer, unadulterated frustration. I'm talking hours to get somewhere that should take minutes. I swear I aged a year just trying to cross a street. But hey, at least you're never bored, right? Plenty of time to people-watch and develop a deep appreciation for the concept of patience.
- *Side note: Found a street vendor selling durian. The smell… let's just say my nostrils were not impressed. But hey, when in Rome… or, you know, Manila. Tried a little. Texture was weird. I'd be lying if I said I liked it. But I can say that I *tried it.**
Evening: Rooftop Bar (Dusit Thani, again): Recovering from the day’s sensory overload with a cocktail while eyeing that Manila sunset. Seriously beautiful. But even the gorgeous view can’t completely erase the memory of the taxi ride. Just breathe.
Days 3-5: Boracay - (Paradise Re-imagined and Possibly Complicated)
Flight to Caticlan (ugh, small planes…): Tiny plane to Boracay. I don't like flying, especially when the plane seems to be held together by hope and duct tape. But let's face it – this is the gateway to paradise!
Accommodation: Deluxe Double Room (Sea View) at a Resort - (Finally the Real Deal): Check-in: Ah, the moment of truth! The room, sea view promised! And it works! And it's everything I hoped! Big bed, fluffy pillows, cool aircon. The perfect place to start my Boracay adventure.
White Beach Bliss (and the inevitable sunburn): White sand? Check. Turquoise water? Check. Blissful relaxation? Maybe. Okay, I spent the first day just flat out marinating in the sun. Spent a good chunk of time reading a book, sipping on a very overpriced cocktail (paying for the view, baby!), and feeling the world melt away. (Almost). Of course, I forgot sunscreen on my back. Idiot. So I'm paying the price now.
Water Activities (and my complete lack of athletic ability): I signed up to paddle board. Bad decision. Watching everyone else glide gracefully across the water while I tumbled off every five seconds was… humbling. I tried snorkeling too. Saw some fish. Mostly saw my mask filling with water. I gave up on being graceful and just enjoyed the sea.
Sunset Dinner and the Nightlife: This is when Boracay comes alive. Everyone walks along the beach at sunset. And the sky does the most glorious thing. Dinner at a beachside restaurant. Then, it's music, laughter, and the warm night air. I went dancing. Now. I'm not a great dancer. But that didn't stop me from moving my feet.
- Quick anecdote: Met a guy who claimed he was a local artist, making driftwood sculptures. He tried to sell me one that resembled a fish. It looked more like a misshapen blob of wood. I politely declined. But I did get to practice my haggling skills!
Food - Food - Food: Seafood, of course! Freshly grilled fish, juicy prawns, and the most amazing garlic rice I've ever tasted. I ate my way through Boracay. I made myself sick. I regret nothing.
The Imperfection of Paradise: I was ready for everything - the tourists, the sand, the sun and the cocktails. But what I wasn't expecting was the feeling of being overwhelmed by the sheer beauty of it all. I walked on the beach one night, alone, and I completely lost it, crying because I was so happy, so grateful, to be there. It's messy. It's complicated. Just like life.
Days 6-7: El Nido, Palawan – (The Ultimate Escape? Maybe…I Hope!)
- Flight from Caticlan to El Nido: Small planes, again? I'm getting used to this.
- Island Hopping Tour (A, B, C, Z, who knows!): Honestly, they all blur together. Stunning lagoons, hidden beaches, towering cliffs. The water is ridiculously clear. The fish are ridiculously colourful. Get a waterproof camera, seriously! I'm obsessed.
- One of the tours was absolutely crazy… and beautiful. The sun. The water. Everywhere. The only thing I was missing was oxygen. If you start going to El Nido, take your underwater gear.
- Kayaking in Secret Lagoons: Pure magic. It's like being in a movie. The quiet. The beauty. It's perfect.
- Hotel - (Deluxe Double Room with Sea View, because, you know…): The room is, again, perfect, with an incredible view. I'm starting to see the pattern here. Luxury helps with the emotional turmoil.
- Sunset on Nacpan Beach: Long, beautiful beach. A must-see. It's what dreams are made of.
- The Journey Home: One last swim in the sea. One last sunset. One last feast of delicious Filipino food. Then, the packing. The taxi. The airport. The long flight home. I have no idea how I'm getting there, actually.
Final Thoughts (aka, Post-Trip Ramblings):
This trip? It was intense. Exhausting. Overwhelming. And absolutely, utterly amazing. The Philippines is a country of contrasts. Chaos and beauty. Frustration and joy. I wanted to do all the things. I saw all the things. And I left my heart there. It's not always perfect. It's not always pretty. But it's real. And that's what makes it unforgettable. I can't wait to go back. (But maybe with a slightly better sunscreen strategy next time…)
P.S. Don't forget the insect repellent! Those mosquitos are ruthless. And bring a phrasebook. You'll need it. And maybe a therapist for all the emotions. Okay, I'm done!
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Philippines Paradise: Deluxe Double Room with UNBEATABLE Ocean Views! (…and My Slightly Unhinged Take)
Okay, so, are these ocean views *really* "unbeatable"? My expectations are…high.
Alright, buckle up, because *unbeatable* is doing some heavy lifting here. Look, the brochures are gorgeous. And yeah, the view *is* phenomenal. Picture this: I'm on the balcony, coffee in hand, the sun cracking the sky open, and the ocean? It’s like, a *literal* endless expanse of blue. So yeah, pretty damn good. I mean, you could spend hours just *staring* at it, watching the fishing boats bob, and feeling the gentle sea breeze.
But… and this is where it gets real… on my second morning, a rogue flock of seagulls decided my balcony railing was the perfect, and I mean *PERFECT*, spot for a… well, you get the picture. Let's just say it interrupted my moment of zen. The view? Still amazing. The balcony? Needed a serious power wash. So, "unbeatable"? Mostly! Prepare for a little avian real-world drama!
What about the room itself? "Deluxe" sounds fancy. Is it actually?
"Deluxe"… It's a word, right? Okay, okay, let's be honest. It *is* a genuinely nice room. Big, comfortable bed (needed after those long days swimming, let me tell you!), air conditioning that actually, you know, *works* (a HUGE win in the Philippines!). The bathroom was clean, maybe a TINY bit dated, but hey, it had hot water, and that's all that really matters after one too many hours in the sun.
Now, I wouldn’t exactly call it the Ritz. The art on the walls? Let's just say it wasn't exactly museum-quality. It looked like they'd framed some watercolours bought cheap from the gift shop. Still, it was comfy, clean, and the bed swallowed me whole every night. And that more than made up for it.
Is the Wi-Fi any good? I need to post some Instagram pics…and maybe do a little work (shhh).
Okay, Wi-Fi. Ah, the bane of the modern traveller's existence. Let's just say it was…spotty. Picture this: I'm trying to upload a stunning sunset photo (because, duh), and the little spinning wheel of doom just…keeps…spinning. Seriously, I swear I aged a year waiting!
It was better in the lobby, where I saw a group of very annoyed digital nomads all huddled around, looking like they were bargaining for their internet lives. But in the room? Expect a slower pace. Embrace the disconnect! Seriously, maybe your friends will appreciate the break from your constant posting, anyway. I started enjoying the lack of connection.
What about the food? Is the hotel restaurant any good?
The restaurant… Oh, the restaurant. Okay. The food was… edible. It wasn't amazing, but it wasn't terrible. The breakfast buffet was your standard fare - eggs, toast, some sadly rubbery bacon. They offered local dishes, which was great, like the *adobo* (that was pretty good actually), but other things were a little bland but when you got tired of searching for food, you had the view to look at!!!
The best part? The view from the restaurant! You could eat your breakfast watching the waves roll in. (Until the seagulls came again… I tell you!)
How far is the hotel from the beach? And what's the beach like?
Lucky you, the beach is right there! Like, practically downstairs, a short walk away. It's beautiful, long stretches of white sand. Now, the sand is like powder, the water is a perfect temperature. You'll find a lot going on there too! From kids to the local fishermen.
There was that one day where a storm rolled in and the waves were gigantic. Okay, I got a bit scared and retreated back to my balcony to watch!
Do you have any tips for maximizing the experience?
Alright, listen up! My top tips?
1. **Embrace the slow pace.** Things move slower in the Philippines. Just roll with it. Don't expect instant service. Relax and enjoy the sunshine!
2. **Bring earplugs.** Especially if you’re a light sleeper. The roosters, the traffic (occasionally), the ocean (in a good way, usually) - there's always *something* making noise.
3. **Do NOT leave food out on the balcony** —unless you enjoy a full-on seagull assault. Seriously. Learn from my mistake.
4. **Explore!** Don't just stay in the hotel. Get out there and experience the local culture, the food, the people.
5. **Pack sunscreen. And more sunscreen.** You'll think you have enough, but you won't.
6. **Just have fun!!!!**
Any downsides I should be aware of?
Okay, honesty time:
* The aforementioned Wi-Fi. It's a thing. Plan accordingly.
* Mosquitoes. They exist. Bring repellent. I got eaten alive on my first night!
* The occasional power outage. It *might* happen. Just be prepared.
* And finally… the urge to never leave. The view is a real problem. You’ll want to stay forever. Actually, I'm still dreaming about it. I might just go back…
